Hawley

"This is a non-cannibal server."

"Oh my god. You're all stupid."

Hawley is the unfortunate admin of the Bluuoku server that has to deal with the bullshit of everyone there, leading her to gain more grey hairs and migraines than she should have. Probably the only active main IchiSamaIchi shipper in the server. Begrudgingly tolerates Yuzu.

Personality
A realist that tries to remain neutral in all situations even if she has her own opinions. Rude and blunt, she wants to throw half the server out the window sometimes.

Gets annoyed very easily but knows how to compartmentalize to remain neutral.

Also quite sadistic, enjoying to see the pain of others as she writes something angsty for the Buster Bros (common targets) or other characters.

Also likes to make stupid puns out of the characters' names.

Additional Info
Hawley is the main merchandise provider for the Bluuoku server. DM her for any questions pertaining merchandise you wish for.

Periodically, she will attend CLB (CrazyLyricBattle) events with her roommates, CLB being the doujinshi event for Hypnosis Mic. Those are rampant, exciting times, so make sure to keep your eye out on Twitter for doujinshis you desire.

Proxy Prices
Hawley often proxies for people during events but she is available to proxy throughout the year, whether from online sites or other fandoms people are interested in. Here are her standard proxy prices:

1¥ - 1999¥ = flat 400¥

2000¥ - 3999 = flat 500¥

4000¥ - 5999¥ = flat 700¥

6000¥ - 8999¥ = flat 900¥

9000¥ - 11999¥ = flat 1100¥

12000¥ - 14999¥ = flat 1300¥

15000¥ - 17999¥ = flat 1500¥

So if you want an item from the range of 1¥ - 1999¥, you will pay an additional 400¥ in proxy fees. This does not include additional fees such as processing fees for online orders, shipping, etc. She is also willing to proxy for art commissions.

Jurudo
Hawley is the bane of Jurudo's existence.

Yuzu
Hawley merely tolerates her.

Nie
Believes Nie is a furry and no one argues because they know it's true.

Emily
Is willing to pat on the head.

Ida
Is willing to pat on the head.

Shiin
Would pat on the head but Shiin is too tall.

Trivia

 * Is Canadian but lives in Japan. Her French and Japanese is shit though.
 * Her family is from Hong Kong. Her Chinese is also shit.
 * Cannot stand spicy food and has a sweet tooth.
 * Much to the surprise of the server, was on the softball, basketball and soccer team in junior high school, and the swimming team and tennis team in high school
 * Has a Grade 8 RCM in flute.
 * When she raps with her roommates, the roles she often gets are: Ichirou, Jirou, Samatoki, Gentarou, Dice, and Doppo.
 * Has an AO3 account that she chooses not to reveal until later.